jesuschristvevo:

brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment

(via i-aint-bovvered)

Source: jesuschristvevo

xxrockeranimegurlxx: pleasant-valley-sundaes: girl-in-a-yellow-dress: ehehehelokid: fake-smiles-cover-scars: sherdoctorwholocked: megan-hbu: anorexic-cutters: theyaretoofake: better-humans: uh uh both how the fuck did you know? um Are you watching me? i read the first one and was like “heh, no you don’t know me” then I read the second one and was like fuck. how did you know that Both! That is creepy! I’m convinced that this is probably just a standard blogging stance. Because yes, I was doing both. BOTH
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xxrockeranimegurlxx:

pleasant-valley-sundaes:

girl-in-a-yellow-dress:

ehehehelokid:

fake-smiles-cover-scars:

sherdoctorwholocked:

megan-hbu:

anorexic-cutters:

theyaretoofake:

better-humans:

uh

uh

both

how the fuck did you know?

um

Are you watching me?

i read the first one and was like “heh, no you don’t know me” then I read the second one and was like fuck.

how did you know that

Both! That is creepy!

I’m convinced that this is probably just a standard blogging stance.

Because yes, I was doing both.

BOTH

(via a-very-starkid-senior-year)

Source: wanttofxck

lokis-army-at-221b:

cutiebatch:

dudeufugly:

big improvement … especially the landing

Why would you even-

THAT IS FAR FROM OKAY

(via dracarys-dear-dragonlord)

Source: dudeufugly

HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS

bublewrap:

staff:

HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO

I dont know guys its from staff

(via a-very-starkid-senior-year)

Source: staff

Game of Thrones Sex Tip 29

roosebaldton:

agameofsextips:

When you reach climax, shout “I am Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen! The Blood of Old Valyria! I am the Dragon’s daughter, and I swear to you, that those who would harm you will die screaming!“ 

#…do people not normally do this

(via dracarys-dear-dragonlord)

Source: agameofsextips

mishaoverlord: thebrokenhunterandhisbrokenangel: I literally cannot wait for West to find this in 10 years time.
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mishaoverlord:

thebrokenhunterandhisbrokenangel:

I literally cannot wait for West to find this in 10 years time.

(via a-very-starkid-senior-year)

Source: coporolight

vocaroo:

jumpingjohnwatson:

vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

Only twenties kids remember the twenties

..what

(via dracarys-dear-dragonlord)

Source: vocaroo

hey-there-castiel:

Oh no I didn’t need my heart. It’s cool.

(via timelordpantiesbedropping)

Source: 69-in-the-afternoon

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(via iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou)

Source: lillasvart

(via dracarys-dear-dragonlord)

Source: feelsmoor

finechester:

I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all

‘hello my children what happened wh—’

image

(via dracarys-dear-dragonlord)

Source: finechester

actualtimeladymarypoppins:

boxfullofcats:

sherlockandwatsonslovechild:

orionfalls:

I’M CRYING

this is why i love the internet

You okay Harry Potter fandom?

And the other fandoms could only watch as the Potterheads finally begin their decent into madness

(via hyperactivetardis)

Source: riddlemetom

hetaliagirl104:

This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.

Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. 

Thanks.

(via a-very-starkid-senior-year)

Source: hetaliagirl104

morelikepadalickme: #LOOK AT HOW STRAIGHT WE ARE
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morelikepadalickme:

#LOOK AT HOW STRAIGHT WE ARE

(via thedevilwearspradalecki)

Source: misha-collins

cupcakesforcastiel: scoutblu: magic-spoo: the-quiet-place-project: share this to save tumblr :( THIS IS THE PEACE LAND NO ONE WANTS YOUR MONEY HERE  I’M READY TO FIGHT ASSEMBLE!
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cupcakesforcastiel:

scoutblu:

magic-spoo:

the-quiet-place-project:

share this to save tumblr :(

THIS IS THE PEACE LAND NO ONE WANTS YOUR MONEY HERE 

I’M READY TO FIGHT

ASSEMBLE!

(via iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou)

Source: the-quiet-place-project